Tell 'em about the Twinkie

Nothing will ever beat a Legal Joint at the Braut but there is a concocsion at Tina's in downtown Cincinnati called 'The Dirty Sexican.' Pineapple, Amaraetto and rum. Only 2 bucks people.

posted by AutogiroYo @ 8:42 PM 1 comments

Baby Got Book:

On my way up to Bowling Green the other week, I was thumbing through the FM dial (finding a good station between Lima and Bowling Green is about as rare as the monkey pox). In fact so bad I happened upon Christian rock radio and left it there for a good ten minutes. That's when the beginning of Baby Got Back came on. Wait, not Baby Got Back. Baby Got Book. Read the lyrics below and understand why I was in tears:

I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJVAnd a book mark in ProverbsYou get stoked
Got her name engravedSo you know that girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")
Ooh, momma-miaYou say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless meAnd teach me about John
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'
Some pervert tried to chase
But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-READS-A-LOTAnd teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book
Chorus(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)Baby got Book(Thompson Chain with big red letters)

posted by AutogiroYo @ 8:57 PM 1 comments

Great 80s quiz:

http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s.html
I scored a 68 on this bad boy

posted by AutogiroYo @ 7:19 PM 1 comments

10 reasons why this blog won't succeed.

1. I've already forgotten my password and web site address.
2. I got a really bad canker sore so I thought this would be a great way to get my mind off the pain. The Cank. It maybe worse than The Clap. I'd rather drip than drool.
3. Have you looked at Hindenach's blog lately. Thank God Tasha is a co-author. Otherwise the blog would have no testosterone at all.
4. I can't find any pictures of me suitable to put on this site.
5. I'm wasting away Gannett dollars.

posted by AutogiroYo @ 9:26 PM 4 comments