tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175187492011-04-21T22:07:33.102-07:00ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.AutogiroYohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00402399686564356503noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17518749.post-1156132033884735192006-08-20T20:42:00.000-07:002006-08-20T20:47:13.893-07:00Nothing will ever beat a Legal Joint at the Braut but there is a concocsion at Tina's in downtown Cincinnati called 'The Dirty Sexican.' Pineapple, Amaraetto and rum. Only 2 bucks people.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17518749-115613203388473519?l=nickhurm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AutogiroYohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00402399686564356503noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17518749.post-1133845681739625022005-12-05T20:57:00.000-08:002005-12-05T21:08:01.763-08:00Baby Got Book:<br /><br />On my way up to Bowling Green the other week, I was thumbing through the FM dial (finding a good station between Lima and Bowling Green is about as rare as the monkey pox). In fact so bad I happened upon Christian rock radio and left it there for a good ten minutes. That's when the beginning of Baby Got Back came on. Wait, not Baby Got Back. Baby Got Book. Read the lyrics below and understand why I was in tears:<br /><br />I like big Bibles and I can not lie<br />You Christian brothers can't deny<br />That when a girl walks in with a KJVAnd a book mark in ProverbsYou get stoked<br />Got her name engravedSo you know that girl is saved<br />It looks like one of those large ones<br />With plenty o' space in the margins<br />Oh baby, I wanna read witcha<br />Cause your Bible's got pictures<br />My minister tried to console me<br />But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy")<br />Ooh, momma-miaYou say you want koinonia<br />Well, bless me, bless meAnd teach me about John<br />Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'<br />And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'<br />Some pervert tried to chase<br />But he didn't make it past first base<br />She's quick to resist temptation<br />And she loves a new translation<br />So ladies who were lost and found<br />If you want the triple-six thrown down<br />Dial 1-800-READS-A-LOTAnd teach me about those Psalms<br />Baby got Book<br />Chorus(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)Baby got Book(Thompson Chain with big red letters)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17518749-113384568173962502?l=nickhurm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AutogiroYohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00402399686564356503noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17518749.post-1129690006583624442005-10-18T19:19:00.000-07:002005-10-18T19:49:18.900-07:00Great 80s quiz:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s.html">http://www.yetanotherdot.com/asp/80s.html</a><br />I scored a 68 on this bad boy<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17518749-112969000658362444?l=nickhurm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AutogiroYohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00402399686564356503noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17518749.post-1128573107688160732005-10-05T21:26:00.000-07:002005-10-05T21:52:27.706-07:0010 reasons why this blog won't succeed.<br /><br />1. I've already forgotten my password and web site address.<br />2. I got a really bad canker sore so I thought this would be a great way to get my mind off the pain. The Cank. It maybe worse than The Clap. I'd rather drip than drool.<br />3. Have you looked at Hindenach's blog lately. Thank God Tasha is a co-author. Otherwise the blog would have no testosterone at all.<br />4. I can't find any pictures of me suitable to put on this site.<br />5. I'm wasting away Gannett dollars.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17518749-112857310768816073?l=nickhurm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AutogiroYohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00402399686564356503noreply@blogger.com4